Blonďatý asijský chlap šuká štíhlou brunetku

Wow, that's the first time someone's knocked on my door and asked to recondition my hardwood floors.

That's how I get all my business.

Really? Wow.

Well, as you can see I do have them, so what do you suggest?

I don't think you need to refinish the floor in 5 years.